Mr. Furly: Case Closed!

Friends! I'm so sorry I haven't been able to give you an update on Furl's legal status; it was just too dangerous. Well, I'm happy to report he is no longer on the lam, and has been cleared of all charges! The cops caught up to him here on the East Coast (NYPD style) and extradited him back to San Fransisco, where he was forced into the lineup:

Turns out the bank robbery was executed by the beaver second from the right. His name is PJ "The Mouse" McAllister, and he has a long and seedy criminal past. Our legal counsel was able to obtain some CCTV footage of the event:

To be honest, you couldn't fault the police for picking up Mr. Furly, though he's much older (and a lot more innocent) than most of these characters. The police were going off this image of "The Mouse" from previous encounters:

This is not a beaver you'd want to meet in a dark alley, I'll say that. And so, my friends, Furl is back with me on the East Coast, relaxing and finally looking forward to 2009. I can't say that these events did not leave scars... He's requested we leave the country again for some true R & R. We'll see!